It Is the Year 2026, and a 72-Year-Old Man Was Just Convicted of GPS Stalking a Pokémon Card Delivery Driver

Old people have been engaging in wild Pokémon-related hijinks as of late, which is not a sentence I expected to be typing in the year of our lord 2026. But the 30th anniversary card set released this month has sent both fans and scalpers of all ages into a frenzy, and outlets around the world have been reporting fistfights, mail theft, and all manner of other unedifying behavior amongst those trying to get their hands on the new release.

Even…